We’re here to help you! We’re super heroes!

(Source: ryclops)

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me

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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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akoyam:

ohmygil:

shintenbunshin:

literally nothing can ever top this

this is on a whole other level

secretly collecting ALL OF THESE.

akoyam:

ohmygil:

shintenbunshin:

literally nothing can ever top this

this is on a whole other level

secretly collecting ALL OF THESE.

(Source: westernfeathers)

297,796 notes

universoullove:

queenspooky138:

In 1961, Leonid Rogozov, 27, was the only surgeon on the Soviet Antarctic Expedition. During the expedition, he felt a severe pain in his abdomen and had a high fever. After examining himself, he found that his appendix was inflamed and could burst at any time, killing him. With a local anesthesia, he operated on himself and successfully removed the appendix. A meteorologist and an engineer assisted in the surgery.

METAL AS FUCK

universoullove:

queenspooky138:

In 1961, Leonid Rogozov, 27, was the only surgeon on the Soviet Antarctic Expedition. During the expedition, he felt a severe pain in his abdomen and had a high fever. After examining himself, he found that his appendix was inflamed and could burst at any time, killing him. With a local anesthesia, he operated on himself and successfully removed the appendix. A meteorologist and an engineer assisted in the surgery.

METAL AS FUCK

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drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

279,437 notes

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

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